my mom said that germans have mental problems
Then your mother is wrong.
"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"
in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training
One of my former coworkers was a very slim girl only a tad taller than me, and she was training to be a fireman, and she could lift the biggest dude on my crew like this who was around 6’5 and super bulky.One time she picked him up and ran around the crew room with him for about 5 minutes before letting him down.
Even though I haven’t exercised in over a year—if you count DDR—and I’m incredibly petite (5’0”, 100 lbs), I can carry most guys. If they’re under 200 lbs, I can run with them on my back for 5 blocks, but I can walk for a mile. Once they’re about 250, I can only walk about a block or two before my spine feels like it’s about to break. If I were in a survival situation and their life depended on it, I could go on much further, until my legs gave out.
It’s why I hate the bullshit that women are inherently weak. Nah, man. Nah.
Why do I kind of want to cry when I listen to this..?
oh my god Bård… I am actually crying
OH HELL NO. WICKED GAME BY CHRIS ISAAK WAS SO NOT COVERED. NOPE. REFUSE TO BELIEVE. NOT IN THE STARS
Bård Ylvisåker with a Norwegian sorta-translation of “Wicked Game” on Ylvis’ old radio show O-fag (O-lessons).
the tumblr guide
also writing notes on your ankle so you can cross your leg, roll up the pant and find what you need to find.
another one is if you dont know how to archive files on a graphing calculator- and you dont exactly have a graphing calculator, take a sheet of paper, make a book of answers and stick it inside the calculator cover
The driver was Paul’s close friend and business partner, Roger Rodas. His 8 year old son was on the scene just seconds after the car burst into flames and had tried to get into the car to save his dad.